nuts as a noodle top

Someone who is clueless or empty headed.

She's as nuts as a noodle top because she wouldn't give me glue for the glitter.

by Grammy509 September 14, 2017

stop munching on my noodle

a different way of saying "stop riding my dick"

Tell this asshole behind me to stop munching on my noodle!

by murderhousemistress December 29, 2017

Give joel the fucking noodles

Just give him the fucking noodles man it’s law

Oh yea i have noodles Give joel the fucking noodles its law

by The Government 0f the UK August 28, 2020

Noodles Doody-Decker

When the styrofoam floatie-toy in the pool isn't styrofoam and definitely is not a toy.

The lifeguard at the pool was nodding off, so I figured a Noodles Doody-Decker would cause a commotion, and just might force him back on duty.

by Pool Stooler December 29, 2009

noodle rubber

Another slang term for lesbian, gay, LGBTQ, or anyone you hate.

I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.

by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017

Noodle Buttcheek

The divine art of making noodles and then yeeting them down the buttcheeks, and absolutely blasting that ass apart.

"And as she lay there bare not worse for wear, he assaulted her cheeks with his noodle beaks and that gave her a scare." - WTA23 aka Noodle Buttcheek Connoisseur

by Kiendra January 16, 2021

Fladoodle Noodle

Relatively close to the Dirty Sanchez the Fladoodle Noodle is when you are getting fucked while eating any type of noodles.

There are no examples of Fladoodle Noodle seen so far

by MynameisDalton October 19, 2010