Nonce

From Wakefield Prison in England, NONCE or; Not On Normal Court Exercise, means a prisoner is not on regular exercise times with other prisoners, due to their offences being of a sexual nature and involving minors. This acronym became a slang insult in the United Kingdom to mean someone who is attracted sexually to minors.

"Hey Geoff, did you see the news?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Saville is a nonce? I could have told you that years ago."

by robson.parker January 28, 2024

Blondie nonce

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.

Your such a jake. Blondie nonce

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

nonce head

a shitey Peterborough linesman that is blind

Did you see that nonce head that missed the handball last week

by yeetusman123 December 29, 2018

Nonce

Someone who spends too much time studying and not enough time outdoors

That guy is such a nonce, touch grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018

Nonce

Ben garnett

Ben garnett admitted touching kidly winks and a nonce

by Garyitouchedyourkidlastnight April 22, 2019

Nonce

A person who still plays fortnite who is over the age of 16

-you know jimmy down the road he’s such a nonce

-why mate

-because he’s 20 and he still plays fortnite

by Anonymous 20001 January 21, 2021