Cum jam

Is where a male ejaculates semen and mashes with his/her's feces together inside the anal cavity, forming into a jam substance.

Person 1: How was your date last night, dude?

Person 2: Weird, she wants me to make cum jam and put it on her toast.

Person 1: Wow, what a freak she is!

Person 2 : Please help...

by FvcknMe July 9, 2018

Spoiled Jam

what you'd call someone for having too much empathy, for being miserable, for being cruel, or for being straightup obsessed with gore. can be used in any context except sexual.

"you're such a spoiled jam, bro..."

by SpoiledJam March 26, 2021

Shootin' the jam

The act, often done by a small child, of vomiting repeatedly with an aimed projectile finesse.

After sampling the week old turkey from the counter, Indiana was shootin' the jam.

by Johnny Lashwhip January 13, 2011

lime-jamming

(V.) to shove a lime into crevice(s), with hole or slit in lime on the exposed side/area and proceed to fuck the lime."

"Man arrested for lime-jamming at local ATM"
"Im a lime-jammer"

by Kind_trashcan January 30, 2016

geezer jam

noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.

"We could make better time if we could just get around this geezer jam."

by Sanderling October 1, 2006

Jist of the Jam

The core of a problem.

Bob: “I always struggle in school.”
Tom: “You never study, that is the Jist of the Jam.”

by Doran Ray January 7, 2018

pole jam

a pipe coming vertically out of the ground. usually as a barrier between automobiles and the side of a building, etc. but said pipe has been carelessly backed into, leaving it at or near a 45 degree angle, rendering it skatable.

i found a wicked pole jam and pole jammed it 5th try!

by viciousk March 11, 2009