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Ego height

Your "Ego height" is the height you tell people but isn't your real height.
For men, it's typically taller than their actual height (they add around 1-2 inches); for women, it's normally shorter than their actual height (they subtract around 1-2 inches).
Arin is 5'10" and she tells people that she is 5'8".

Therefore her "ego height" is: 5'8"
by ToasterTissue September 2, 2022
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Egoed

when u tryna talk to someone n they just ignore u and ur left blueballed in the cold
Dude 1: "I was talkin to a nigga and then he just said "ok" and walked off tf??"

Dude 2: "damn nigga u just got egoed"
by Plug1n July 9, 2024
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Ego Is A Too Much Thing

It's in, side
It's in the back
The front
No it's in the back
No it's in the front
No it's in the back
They shoved it in the back
They put it in the back
All the love in the back in the back
All the love in the back
Get in the back boy

And they call it your subconscious

Remember Freud
In the front is your computer
And I call him

Old ego is a too much thing
Old ego is a too much thing
He'll make you fool yourself
You'll think you're somebody else
They got the whole subway train
Makes you want to jump on up there an' fight
And you can't stand left to your right
He'll make you lie
Make you cheat
Jus' so you won't be beat
He'll make you get on outta sight
You get afraid you gonna, act like a clown
And you get mad when somebody puts you down

Your heart's a-pumpin' and you pan-heart's a-jumpin'
Look out ego is a too much thing
When everything seems goin' so fine
Old ego puts itself on a bind
Your cert'ty turns to doubt
Then you start flippin' out
Then you ease on out of your mind
by Death Menace February 10, 2023
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ego-ed

when you text or call someone and they don't pick up or respond because they feel they are too superior to do so.
I texted John but he totally ego-ed me.
by devons1 March 25, 2022
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ego robertson

Someone who is such a good athlete, they must be on PED’s.
Grant runs in another touchdown. He definitely is this team’s ego robertson today.
by Johnny Mildsauce October 1, 2020
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Ego

You have such a big ego!
by AndrewA3608 January 30, 2020
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Halo Ego

Ego that causes you to Hog Diff someone in Overwatch. Alternatively, it could be the perceived Ego of a Halo Player.
That Halo Ego, won't last long in OW
by Gruntyman March 2, 2024
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