nelson king

Chinese Godess

by Shantia April 9, 2003

washed up willy-nelson

a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on

"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"

by adam told you mj May 13, 2005

Nelson

Nelson is someone who is the level above a retard, usually got 4 kids to 7 different woman and works at sub way. This person tends to have little or no math skills and would try and sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £60.

Ben: If your pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?

Nath: shut up you Nelson.

by NathanNewy2k7 April 18, 2017

Nelson

Verb: To not be up to date with modern lingo. To not be "down with the kids", usually due to large alcohol intake.

Noun: One who is was born with a bottle of wine in their hand, but knows nothing of modern dialect.

Rebecca was a total nelson. In fact, she nelson'd the other day when somebody rofl'd at her.

by SiiiiiiiiNg June 13, 2011

Nelson

Homosexually denied by a hurricane who is a little adopted bird who thinks he is The Grefg

Wow your turning into a Nelson

by Don’t use this name April 22, 2018

lucas nelson

when the male shits into a sock, and shoved it down the females throat, then she takes it out, puts it down his throat, then they make out and absorb the shit from each others mouths.

“damn bro last night was wild” -male 1
“what’d y’all do?”- male 2
“i totally lucas nelsoned her and it was lit”- male 1

by 20 inch dick October 12, 2017

NATE NELSON

The HOTTEST guy in the world. He nuttedin me and now I’m 5months prego and he won’t even talk to me anymore but I still LOVE HIM SO MUCH!! Also his dick is huge btw.

Nate Nelson is hot af

by Nate Nelson is my baby daddy March 6, 2018