Neilston

A really dull boring place situated on the outskirts of glasgow next to Barrhead. Often referred to as "Nulstonia". Locals are reffered to as "cave men" due to their primitive lifestyle. Hunting regularly occurs and the main religion is Hinduism. Locals (cavemen) can be found hunting in "the bovis" or chanting in "kingston playing fields". Local dishes include mammoth, sabretooth tiger, Barrhead folk.

"Wanna go up to Neilstonia?"

"No, I don't have my passport with me!"

"Bummer"

by Franky Bhoy April 22, 2006

nahil

A name of an ancient hen

He is like the nahil yesterday

by Johnhonay December 28, 2016

Neil

A man who may seem very put together and happy but secretly is a bitter man who is good at minipulating people, he is two faced and mentally abusive

"Are you ok grace'" " no my boyfriend called me a bitch" "he's such a neil"

by Cheesygrater August 2, 2017

Neil

(v) asking someone to homecoming and then never talking to them again after they say yes

Doug totally neiled on Samantha

by sexybeast1946 November 20, 2014

Neil

The most idiotic horny person you will ever meet. He is below average in every subject evver possible. The word "Neil" is also means idiot retard. No one wants to be Neil.

Guy: Hey Jim you are so much like Neil, I bet your real name is Neil.
Jim: *Runs away crying* IT'S TRUE!!!

by Facts that are true June 3, 2018

Neil

Fat cunt that’s al you can say about Neil, Fat Cunt Fat cunt not much more

Actually fat cunt fat cunt he likes dick and calls anyone fat cunt just and also he is a fat cunt he is a fat cunt he is a fat cunt there’s not much else guys fat cunt

Guy1- you alright Neil

Neil - fat cunt

by Some gal July 2, 2019

neil johns

Syphilis. From the West Coast slang. Neil John was a fisherman who had syphilis in the late 1800s and consequently spread it around the small village of Auchnacarnie.

Sharon was admitted to hospital with a case of the neil johns

by rozzer09 August 5, 2009