Schaffer Neck

Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth

I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.

My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.

by hhhhhaunted February 3, 2010

neck salad

The unruly hairs that grow on the back of one's neck, outside of the normal hairline (as defined by one's barber/stylist), that clearly indicate that one is overdue for a haircut.

"John needs a serious haircut. Did you SEE the neck salad he's got growing back there?!?"

by chillymedic January 4, 2009

jello neck

When a person is falling asleep while sitting or standing and their head begins to lean to one side then suddenly snaps back to position as if their neck were made of Jello.

I was so tired in math class today that I kept getting jello neck.

by Guy Gene December 16, 2008

ball's neck

The shaft of the penis.

"I need one of those pumps to stretch my ball's neck."

by donny brown August 13, 2007

shlang neck

When one stuffs a large cylindrical object, that may or may not be connected to a male pelvis, down one's throat

Jessica: OMG Brittney did you shlang Dave's neck last night?
Brittney: OMG you bet I did shlang the shit out of that neck!

Shlang neck: Is to succ on one's penis which has erectile dysfunction

by UnSaFe October 25, 2018

Neck Sniff

What retarded roblox Papers Please roleplayers will typically say to you whilst you line up to stop being an immigrant. These people usually live with their parents and make their avatar look like they're 30-40 when really they are a nine year old using the vocabulary of a 4th grader.

"Hey, stop that neck sniff, you can't be neck sniffing in line!" -Jimmy Retardo

by Xylaphone March 29, 2019

neck turner

Someone who turns and shakes their head at someone whenever they do something.

Wow, that pot-stirrer Zach is quite a neck turner

by Reverend Parris January 14, 2017