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Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald
I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.
by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025
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Home marshmallow

When you cum inside of a black girls pussy
Her puh being the cracker ur nut being the Marshmallow and her being the chocolate
I just went brought my girl to my crib and made a home marshmallow.
by Smirnova May 29, 2025
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Missouri marshmallow

When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.
“I don’t want you to burn your tongue babe, heres a Missouri marshmallow
by Capt. KW June 17, 2025
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Roasting a marshmallow

Nobody likes telling Cindy how to do her job. "Why's Dan crying in his office?"
"I saw him roasting a marshmallow earlier and now he feels like a mushy pile of donkey shit."
"Cindy sucks."
"Ooo, burn."
by ScryBaby June 13, 2017
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Pop a Marshmallow

This is what a commentator from 107.7 The Franchise says as a Pokemon defense move.
"You ever just Pop a Marshmallow?"
by ZACKARY GRAYSON November 29, 2018
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Poking a Marshmallow

Where a butch lesbian, single handedly fists a fellow partner. Usually occurs during camping.
That noise you heard from Hannah’s tent last night was from Terisa poking a marshmallow.
by Jake the sudo snake September 15, 2021
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i fell like a wet marshmallow

when you fell silly/wet/mentally ill. usually used by people who watch to much porn.
after you have sex. " I fell like a wet marshmallow."
by biitchwhy November 3, 2020
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