Mischa

A cold, unfeeling, sociopathic bitch who will rip out your heart on a religious holiday, ghost you, and make you feel like it was somehow all your fault. Its not all bad though, because two weeks later, she joined the Navy and as soon as you're done with her, you can fuck someone way hotter!

Guy 1: Hey, man. Im really sorry to hear about Mischa.

Guy 2: Its no big deal man. I have a good job and shes out being a baracks-bunny (See Baracks-Bunny).

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024

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Mischa Barton

A woman who I guess played in The O.C (I never saw it). If you look her up on Google, there is a 50% chance that the photo itself with give you an erection the length of a Greyhound Bus, and a 50% chance you will be turned to stone for eternity after looking into the soulless eyes of that witch.

James:When I see pictures of Mischa Barton, I have a very difficult time deciding whether to masterbate or to gouge my eyes out with a red-hot metal spoon.

Dean: Agreed. Also, is it just me or did she get kind of fat?

James: I don't really care. I want her to call me a wanker in her gutter accent while slathering my groin in a basket of Fish and Chips.

by Professor Butthurt April 16, 2024

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