Morning Vista

After having unprotected sex, when you try to take a piss, but it goes everywhere and you have to clean the bathroom.

After I had sex with that prostitute I woke up and morning vistad. It sucked.

by johnny565656565 January 2, 2013

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morning wood

When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.

by ytfk dot com November 16, 2004

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mornington peninsula

A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'

Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.

by Cook!e February 26, 2008

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A sickness where you are not mentally, or physically awake in the mornings. Symptoms include grumpyness, unwillingness to talk, low alert levels, and closed eyelids.

Comes from lack of sleep, high activity, or being genetically born with it.

"Man, I really have a bad case of Morningness today."

"I always have Morningness."

by dragon1037 October 19, 2008

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Morning Make-out

A hook-up session in the a.m., following a drunken encounter the night before. Things have the potential to be somewhat serious, because is a sober act and not run on drunken hormones.

Girl #1: I think he really likes me. We bomo-ed last night, but after waking up we did the morning make-out!

Girl #2: Wow, this could actually lead to a real relationship!

by AznPrincess July 12, 2009

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