moronadon

An idiot or retard who has a very small brain capacity similar to a dinosaur.

Chodester is a moronadon for not realizing he is gay.

by Scrotie Jones. October 14, 2011

Mormon Magnet

A man that only Mormon women are attracted to.

'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."

by Thomas Golding September 14, 2012

moronic genius

At first look he/she seems to be a self-defeating individual who struggles with mundane day-to-day decisions and activities counter balanced by frequent brilliant insights and in comparatively more complex situations. the individual is often aware of their inconsistent mental performance, yet resigns herself/himself to it with shrugged shoulders and a crumpled smirk, winking whilst walking away.

Reed, that moronic genius bullshitted a first class trip to China from his boss.

by Cornelius Cob September 27, 2013

morbon

A morbidly obese person of low intelligence.

The state of being ignorant and morbidly obese at the same time.

Northeastern Pennslyvania has a very high percentage of morbons.

The Custody Master was a feminist morbon.

by Andor Traxel July 13, 2016

Mormon Mad

When a mormon is mad they start slamming or hitting things instead of taking it out on others.

When Joseph gets mormon mad , he usually assaults the wall with pillows

by GodOfOranges May 20, 2017

moronian

The language of the morons

I would like to translate this to your language for better understanding but I don't speak moronian.

by Osmone Everony August 7, 2017

morongitis

A creative brain fart, a purposeful act of treachery because of oppositional defiance disorder

Dammit, David just came down with a case of morongitis and the client is on his way over

by STEVIE MAYOTARD June 13, 2018