Moon Tan

A term used when you wait outside for someone at night for a long enough time that you would have gotten a tan from the moon.

Charlie: "Hey Irvin! Why are you here? Weren't you supposed to meet Bertha in the park tonight?"

Irvin: "Yeah, she never showed up. I waited there for her for so long I got a moon tan."

by Hinderonus May 18, 2011

Moon Queen

A member of the female gender to whom a particular member of the male gender is attracted to. A term meant to portray the strong (often romantic) feelings of the male towards the female

"Hey, man I really like Julienne, I'm crazy about her, she's like my moon queen."

by Reeder90 November 2, 2008

Moon Cuddle

The act of two people sleeping together (like spooning) but in the shape of a moon crest

Moon Cuddles are just like spooning but instead the body is more arched like the shape of a moon. The shape does not resemble that of a full moon, but rather the time when a moon looks like a toe nail

by SBarney96 January 6, 2014

Moon-willy

A willy that only comes out at night. A willy that doesn't often have sex during the day.

Morning time:
"Oh Chris, hop on!"

"Ahhh nah babe I'm playing on gta!"

"Oh you're such a moon-willy!"

by lardy91 January 19, 2015

moon shovel

Having 3/8" stainless steel ball bearings inserted in ones anus by a 32 year old midget wearing a cowboy hat under the light of the full moon.

Last night I had Dave come over and moon shovel Tina!

by UBT_2438 August 2, 2017

moon and trench

When you moon someone, run to your car and burnout on their lawn. Thus causing a “trench”

That teacher gave me a D on my test. Let’s go to his house and do a moon and trench.

by Burner1991 February 23, 2018

Moon Burn

The results of a spanking on your bottom. The Red "burn" on your "moon"

I got spanked last night, I can still feel the effects of the moon burn.

I attended the moonburn party in North Hollywood.

by MRspankee October 5, 2013