Montana -
A southern, but bitterly cold province of Canada. Winter starts in October and ends in June. The scorching summer lasts for the remaining months of the year where toxic smoke from burning forests fill the air. Before the Cold War, Montana was once a US state known by the same name. When the Cold War started, Montana seceded from the United States and looked for another country to take them in. The Soviets secretly claimed the territory and planted thousands of nukes in the frozen earth. That’s right folks, it wasn’t Cuba you should’ve worried about, it was MONTANA. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Montana was a region of France until 2003, when the French presiden had a standoff with the Saskatchewan governor and Canadian Prime Minister over sovereignty of of the territory. After four days of just the three of them locked in a small office room in Helen, the French president agreed to cease control of the territory and effectively turned over power to the Saskatchewanese. Montana gained provincial status in 2005 after just two years of being officially part of Canada. Because of the Russian control, Russian is spoken throughout the terriotory along with English. The capital of Helena has a sole official language of French, and ferociously dictates the rest of their people. They have since changed the official spelling of the state to Montagne, although it is only recognized in French-Speaking communities.
A southern, but bitterly cold province of Canada. Winter starts in October and ends in June. The scorching summer lasts for the remaining months of the year where toxic smoke from burning forests fill the air. Before the Cold War, Montana was once a US state known by the same name. When the Cold War started, Montana seceded from the United States and looked for another country to take them in. The Soviets secretly claimed the territory and planted thousands of nukes in the frozen earth. That’s right folks, it wasn’t Cuba you should’ve worried about, it was MONTANA. After the collapse of the Soviet Union, Montana was a region of France until 2003, when the French presiden had a standoff with the Saskatchewan governor and Canadian Prime Minister over sovereignty of of the territory. After four days of just the three of them locked in a small office room in Helen, the French president agreed to cease control of the territory and effectively turned over power to the Saskatchewanese. Montana gained provincial status in 2005 after just two years of being officially part of Canada. Because of the Russian control, Russian is spoken throughout the terriotory along with English. The capital of Helena has a sole official language of French, and ferociously dictates the rest of their people. They have since changed the official spelling of the state to Montagne, although it is only recognized in French-Speaking communities.
by yamumisabitch May 23, 2018
Get the Montanamug. by Ego-Tist September 10, 2020
Get the The reverse Hannah Montanamug. When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.
I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox
by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022
Get the French Montanamug. n. — Female vocalist who gets into showbiz at a young age solely through the influence of her famous showbiz father; hits puberty and breaks into an Alto range and starts hanging out with the "wrong crowd" in Hollywood while continuing to desperately chase musical stardom; likely dies of an overdose by age 33 leaving broken dreams, musical irrelevance, and an episode of True Hollywood Stories
Aww, why y'all gotta be hating on that po Hannah Montana? Y'all just jealous cause y'all ain't got no talent neither but she rich and famous. Don't hate the playa hate the game!
by 22threeazy April 5, 2019
Get the Hannah Montanamug. Man #1: "Damn Jessica is so hot, I'd like to give her a Montana Backhoe."
Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."
Man #2: "Dude. You're a sick bastard."
by Mason Wade February 16, 2025
Get the Montana Backhoemug. Having sex with a penis using the foreskin of another penis but both parties have to either be from Montana or actively in Montana
Guy 1: “Hey since our trips goes through Montana how about we do a bit of Montana Sausage Grinding?”
Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”
Guy 2: “Dude… fuck, yes.”
by Dihhhfinitions June 5, 2025
Get the Montana Sausage Grindingmug. Montana is often a stuck up little brat who changes people into one of her own, she often makes people feel insecure because she is so god damn skinny, they often drink way to much coffee. They have no friends but their best friend will always be a girl named Haylee. They often have a boyfriend but are secretly in love with their best friend. They can be a total butt at school when they feel like it. They have a flat body from being skinny. They often fall pregnant at the age of 14. No one likes a Montana unless they are a blonde and they are under a spell
by Namedefinitontroller101 November 3, 2019
Get the Montanamug.