middle school

a place for people that want to fucking kill themselves

"hey remember middle school?"
"we're in middle school.."
"I'm gonna kill myself"

by chickennuggetsaregay February 17, 2019

Happy Middle

When you're at a massage parlor and get that hand wiggle in the middle of the session instead of at the end.

Colb, have you gotten a happy middle at the spa?

by CrazyCra September 12, 2018

Middle School

3 years of hell (sometimes maybe two or four).
let me just list em:
1. Snitches patrol the whole campus
2. empty nicotine juice bottles everywhere
3. You get in trouble for bull shit
4. Test scores are easily messed up
5. Teachers have favorites
6. Lunch is a fucking rip off
7. 6th graders start to flirt with 8th graders (mostly 6th grade hoes)
8. Annoying "popular" group of people that always climb on top of each other to feel good, when they still feel like shit
9. Un-developed losers that haven't even hit puberty, yet tease you for being flat
10. Bunch of people go through the emo phase (trust me, it's real)
11. Teachers have no mercy
12. The school bus is full of ass farts
13. Boys get fuck boy hair styles over the summer
14. PE sucks
15. Parents overreact on your grades

Enjoy!

Incoming 6th grader: "oh my gosh, i am never gonna swear, i will also be myself for middle school."

8th grader: "shut your bubble gum dum dum lookin ass the fuck up."

by mel that big boy June 28, 2019

Middle hype

The act of doing the “hype” emote from Fortnite but in the centre of your body. This can also be done with two hands that are twisting, known as the “double-handed-twister middle hype”.

Oi cunt do a middle hype you gay cunt

by EthCrt نسر November 27, 2019

Mexican middle

The middle seat in a truck, usually on a bench seat

"shotgun"
"alright looks like I have to take mexican middle"

by JerryWinthorpe April 17, 2019

abby middle

vary good skool ig

oh r u going to abby middle?
ya
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by itsmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 22, 2019

Middle School

the worst and most awkward 2 or 3 or 4 years of any kid’s school life. Cliques start forming and you are kind of on your own for making friends. Some teachers may just be the shitty kind and just gotta get lucky to get nice ones. You get a shit ton of homework that’s all due within a short period of time to the point where you can’t keep track of anything anymore and your brain cells die, and sometimes even get more than high schoolers. Usually the cafeteria food is just dog shit pizza that’s been frozen for some time or baby cow growth hormone milk that’s maybe spoiled. Then you do all that shit ton of work to graduate only to have 4 more years left of high school which is a whole other story...

6th grader: I’m so excited for middle school I can finally be like one of the cool older kids now and do whatever I want! Freedom here I come!
8th grader: yeah right. Middle school is a fun time (not). Good luck.

6th grader: are you joking?

8th grader: hmmm....
6th grader: *says no more*

by chicken_nugget_manifest August 7, 2019