messability

the ability of being messed with/ easily tricked

yeah, her messability is so high, id pay to mess with her

by leon001 October 12, 2010

Message Mirage

When you think you just saw your Blackberry or smartphone flash (the result of a message) in your peripheral vision, so you go check your phone but to your surprise, it was just a message mirage.

Dude after I sent that risky text I was so happy to see my phone blinking, but turns out it was just a damn message mirage.

by KravingYou February 27, 2011

massalgebra

Doing your algebra while someone gives you a massage.

I was sitting at the table doing massalgebra. Problem 26 was hard but at least I was getting my feet rubbed.

by sweettrekker March 4, 2011

messlet

A small mess.

A few crumbs. As in: "It's just a messlet. I'll get it."

by WindriderZ August 6, 2011

Message-bomb

When you are typing a message to someone (especially a long and meaningful one) and while you are typing it, they send you a message (usually a question) and you have to erase everything and change your entire message

Jake: So what happened last night? Did you tell Ella that you like her?
John: No, I was typing, and then she totally message-bombed me and asked me to tell her the answers to the homework so I never got the chance
Jake: hate it when that happens

by SadMostDays December 20, 2013

Messaoud Boulassel

Hello. With friends

God isn't dead, just look at Messaoud Boulassel and say that you're an atheist, you can't

by SebulBAN Avocado June 3, 2017

message-apocalypse

When you accidentally send an embarrassing message to someone and your life is in danger of being ruined.

Shoot, I just texted Josh that I love him and moved all the way across the country just to live by him!
Steve Jobs: Hah! Message-apocalypse!

by TheRealTrueHero August 10, 2017