by Grumpy Gril'la March 17, 2016
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i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down
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by mike.l July 17, 2006
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Man, he was so drunk when we were doin' it last night, total lemon meringue before I could roll him off of me!
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