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morning wood

when you wake up in the morning with an erection. is exceptionally poor if you are wearing gym shorts, because you usually have to stay in bed for a few minutes while it goes down if you have other people in your house, and generally sticks straight out, not following up your body like normal wood.

i couldnt get out of bed for a few minutes this morning because i had morning wood and it wouldnt go down

by 569683786 August 7, 2007