Mega Zert

The process of getting high and or wasted.

"Are me and you getting mega zert at the party Saturday?"

by Mace B July 1, 2008

Mega meyer

A fat beach whale, commonly spotted at the jersey shore. It is known for sneaking on the sand and eating peoples food.

Kid 1- I just saw a mega meyer at seaside heights. Kid 2- yea me too, it just ate all my buffalo wings.

by BlacknMild July 24, 2009

Mega Jump

The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.

LOL.

But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.

Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011

mega noob

Mega noob is a really big noob.

Mega noob is a word a guy in my class made up.

by not a noob100 April 19, 2016

Mega Resurgence

When your penis comes out of its forskin.

I'm bout to pop a Mega Resurgence right now. Hope you're ready for this dickcheese.

by ElderSugarX May 27, 2021

mega ultron cumshot

When you cum so hard that your balls retract into your body, along with your legs until you fold into yourself and turn into a car like a transformer.

You: Hey mum, when did you get a new car?
Mum: Oh that’s just your best friend. He had a mega ultron cumshot after fucking me last night.

by Sussy Bussy DaGussy June 1, 2021

mega thrust

a motion usually related to sex where a man (or woman)push their whole body, from the neck down, back and forward repeatidly.

Jimmy: Tina, you are so hott.

Tina: mega thrust into me, Jimmy!

Jimmy: *mega thrusts*

Tina: i think you nearly broke my pelvic bone.

by AideyAideyTheMakeUpLady April 29, 2008