Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 23, 2021

Mervin

A desperate, usually oafish, overly sappy individual who goes out of his way to win the effection of a female who is way out of his league, usually making himself look stupid at some point.

Ew. Like, that guy I work with is a total Mervin. He keeps asking me out, giving me flowers and writing dumb poems. There is no way a girl like me is going out with a fat moron like him.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

staff meeting

To toke after work

When at work, if your boss is a "square" you would walk amongst other employee's and say "staff meeting?" as they reply, yes! or no!

by Mike Guzzardi January 1, 2008

Melvin Crotchnick

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

by Alison March 6, 2005

melvin

an extremely uncool and annoying person. one of those kids at school (every school has at least a few) who wears an old army jacket with various band and/or rebellious patches crudely sewn onto it. they often listed to some sort of alternative rock or metal (all of which sounds like shit). they also talk about really weird and pointless subject matter and will occasionally ask for your opinion on such matters.

a melvin is compared to the young version of an anarchist vietnam vet

by rustyshackelford October 31, 2007

A Melvin

An underwhelming male orgasm. If ejaculate is present, it dribbles feebly and apologetically out.

Did you just jizz your pants? Yes, but it was only a Melvin.
After wank number 5 that day, he realised was no longer enjoying himself, as his overworked phallus begrudgingly performed a Melvin.

by Invasive Protusion May 13, 2016

meeping

to be having 80 base dex.

My warrior fails because it was meeping

by xXAznGURLXx August 5, 2008