Rebecca Maegerle

Rebecca is an amazing, caring mother. She is so caring and can always help you in anything.

She loves traveling, her family, phineas, and making others happy.

Rebecca Maegerle is such an amazing person.❤️

by olly<33 July 7, 2021

Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.

Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)

by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 22, 2022

Bam Margera

A donkey punch to the balls while in a doggie style position.

Damnit Gary! I told you to ask first before you give me a Bam Margera.

by Give me a high Fife August 30, 2022

John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age

by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023

Water Manger

A whore

A: "Dude your mom is such a water manger"
B ":("

by geotongdru September 14, 2023

von mayer

When a guy gets an ear piercing but accidentally gets it in the gay ear

Ethan: Did you see Luca got his ear pierced
James: He got a von Mayer it was in the gay ear

by ToxicPeePee December 24, 2023

John Mayer spot

The part on a woman where the butt meets the upper thigh. John Mayer mentions this is his favorite body part on another person on Burning Questions with Ellen DeGeneres.

That girl has a great butt. It really accentuates her John Mayer spot.

by jonrules11 April 14, 2024