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matrixing

The matricular practitioning of utilizatory methods of vocalization such that phrases undergo the process of intermediary gerundifiers. Also practiced by the Scottish Highlanders of Boston College.
"Plug my matrix into the matrixing agent"
==> "Plug my laptop power cable into the wall socket."
by Brad & Scot May 7, 2005
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Manrichment

Any activity (or group of activities) specifically designed to bring men together and allow them to remasculate (return to normal testosterone levels).

Every man needs Manrichment, as extended contact with the opposite sex may leave one drained and in need of some time to "recharge" with fellow men. As such, it is a male-only event and females need not ask if they can attend.

The term "Manrichment" is derived from the word "Enrichment", a term used by females to describe activities in which they meet and bond over all things female.
Guy's Night Out, sporting events, shooting guns, rock concerts, camping and going to a restaurant to eat copious amounts of meat are all excellent examples of Manrichment.
by duodsg June 10, 2009
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glitch in the matrix

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).
Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!
by suburbanite November 29, 2003
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glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.
G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"
by hex_ten December 1, 2003
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matriculable

The ability to put data into a matrix.
That data is SOOOOO not matriculable!
by Momatt June 21, 2005
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matrixed

When the cumshot is just about to hit you in the face, you swiftly avoid it by quick movement of the head. The spluge of seed will narrowly miss your face and will whirl by so fast and so close that it'll leave a breeze.
"I matrixed Josh's shot so I didn't have to break out the Kleenex."
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".
by BigRick2008 May 24, 2017
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Matrina

by Matrina for life May 3, 2018
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