gay marriage

Marijuana will never be legal.

Therefore gay marriage should never be legal in a trillion eternities.

Marijuana smokers are opressed man,when butt plunkers get more respect than them.

by What is the world coming to? March 23, 2005

gender segregated marriage

Gender segregated marriage is the marriage of two men or two women regardless of whether or not they are gay or straight. It refers to same-sex marriage (aka gay marriage) but is used instead to stress the lack of gender integration in same-sex households. This takes the focus off homosexuality and highlights the gender issues.

What do you think of gay marriage?

I'm sick of gender-benders pretending gender doesn't matter. Why should we pay for legal, social, and tax benefits for gender segregated marriage? They're just gonna sue us.

by friddaridda November 18, 2011

Marriage material

Connor

"Connor would make the perfect husband, he's so marriage material" - Some bird, 2k17

by Geoff the Destroyer May 3, 2017

opposite marriage

An arrangement in which the anti-husband and anti-wife may not have intercourse with each other, but must enjoy the company of others.

I thought same-same sex was pretty kinky, but wouldn't you know? Then Miss California came up with "opposite marriage."

by Just another warming denier May 1, 2009

marriage

much less sex to the woman the man loves.

the woman chops her beautiful long hair.

"even though we have a new marriage, does not give you the selection to slice your hair off.

by pnamajck November 1, 2010

gay marriage

you arent born gay. thats impossible. if your born male, you're gonna like females. males turn gay cause their mother babied them when they were young, or they hung out with females all the time when they were kids.

and this is why gay marriage should be banned. if you can turn gay, then you can turn straight again.

leave us straights alone. we've banned gay marriage and thats the end, so stop your whining.

imagine yourself a straight kid being adobted by faggots, how would you feel?

by 555 April 26, 2005

SAME SEX MARRIAGE

A "same sex marriage" is someone who has crows feet and looks like a woman, but doesn't have a menstrual cycle, so is a man.

Doctor: "Did you see any blood coming from between its legs?"
Patients husband: "No. Is my wife a same sex marriage then, Doc?"
Doctor: "Yeah, it looks like yr wifes a man!!! Get off the 321 bus"
Patients husband: "But all she's got is a CO2 emitting car for me to drive"
Doctor: "I'm afraid its no longer within our remit."
Patients Husband: "But what about the environment?"

by Usebleach August 3, 2020