Wounded Marine

A wounded soldier that has been left in close proximity to a shower or bathtub; An unfinished shower beer.

We found 3 wounded marines next to the soap dish after the party. We played Taps while we emptied them down the drain.

by lilblacktombo September 10, 2011

Milkshake Marine

A man who drinks protein milkshakes way more than he actually works out, to build what looks like strong muscles, but is actually the work of milkshakes. This gives them the illusion that they are tough ....however the reality is very different.

Person 1 - man look over there at that tough looking guy, his pecs are huge! he must bench press for a day job!
Person 2 - nah he's a milkshake marine, he lifts more shakes than he does weights...

See : Douchebag, Show Pony.

by HIV69 November 14, 2012

cod marine

Dipshit who thinks they'd make an excellent soldier because they play Call of Duty, when in reality, they wash out of basic training. Definitely wouldn't last two seconds in the Real Military... Maybe Air Force tho...

Dick: Dude, I'm kick ass at call of duty!!! I should totally join the military

Fred: No way in hell they're going to take a Pussy ass CoD marine like you. You wouldn't last two seconds in the Army, Marines, Navy, Or coast guard... Maybe the Air Force tho...

by Major Woody March 2, 2014

Douche-marine

When a person is submerged 20,000 leagues in their douchebaginess. Basically the ultimate douche.

Douche canoe, more like a douche-marine!

by jooshyfroot July 23, 2014

maia malone

A true friend that doesn't talk bad about you behind your back. She's very pretty and nice.

Wow she's a maia malone

by boogy monster January 20, 2017

slip Mahoney

Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.

What happened to Grandma? She must have pulled a slip Mahoney!

by JDex July 2, 2017

Crusty Malone

When someone is scratching an itch and a scab they were often unaware of (commonly near the anal sphincter), and the person then sniffs the scab before throwing it away or, more likely, eating it.

I saw no less than three Crusty Malones on the subway today.

by ActualFoghorn March 14, 2019