early morning

2 hours after you wake up. No mater what time you woke up.

"dude! its noon already"
"what? no! its still early morning"
"..."
"I woke up an hour ago"

by thatgirlthatlivesinqatar December 31, 2011

Morningasm

An orgasm you have in the morning! Can be from morning sex, which can relieve morning wood.

Morningasms are friggin awesome.

by morningasm March 25, 2009

Good Night Morning (GNM)

When you have been Playing/Or chating Online and you want to go to sleep But its Morning So instead of saying Good Night you say Good Night Morning Or GNM

Good Night Morning (GNM)

User1: Hey Im going to bed right now im really tired :)
User2: ok then GNM
user1:GNM:)

Good Night Morning (GNM)

by TheGamePirate/Demonik January 21, 2010

morning goo

When a girl wakes up and shes wet. Therefore she has morning goo. The Female version of morning wood. Can be a result of various causes such as a sexual dream or just going to bed horny.

Janet woke up with morning goo after dreaming about Hank from the gym.

by MorningWood69 August 10, 2009

Morningside middle school

goofy ahh school. The girls there be smelling like ass and titties and the boys be annoying stank hoes. Them hallways always smell like lovely peaches coochie and the bathrooms are NEVER clean. them ghetto hoes always fuck or vape in the bathrooms like get the f out💀Morningside Middle school is the worse middle school in south carolina🤣 it’s ghetto as f. they be hosting them cheap ahh events. they always be having them goofy and boring ahh fights. People there are racist and homophobic💀 the teachers are ass and get no bitches. they also have ghetto white racist and homophobic teachers. They can’t even teach right😂 and the mfs there always want to start drama🙄. If you go to Morningside Middle School i feel bad for you

girl: what’s Morningside Middle school

boy: Morningside Middle School is a ghetto ahh, cheap ahh and stank school

by raxkkzzz1 May 3, 2022

morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 15, 2010

Morning After Marathon

A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.

Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.

Mike: How are you going to get your car man?

Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.

by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010