When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.
Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"
by Ginger beard November 29, 2013
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by Nicesomewhatcoolguy July 2, 2016
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Yeah, Molly's pretty crazy, heard sge made Dave perform a Montana Sushi Roll after he bought the wrong pepperoni
by Bunkerfunker22 August 4, 2016
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My right hand is my best friend in Fugville.
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by Mayor of Fugville March 16, 2016
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(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
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by MooseWrangler March 29, 2019
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by 22threeazy April 5, 2019
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