MONICA LEWINSKI

a skating move where one falls forward onto the ice landing perfectly on both knees, ejaculating loudly "Oh Fuck!" A single axis Monica Lewinsky means landing only on one knee with bonus points for wherever the other leg or ankle may end up.

A pair of Monica Lewinskis refers to a good sensible part of hard shelled knee pads worn while skating.

I performed a spectacular Monica Lewinski on the Ottawa Canal. Now I will go cry in a snowbank.

by StinkyPuss March 4, 2019

Monica

A girl who finishes a job she was hired to do.

If a kid gets straight A’s, his parents would say “Yeah, he pulled a Monica!”

A fireman saves a baby and they say “Yeah, he pulled a Monica.”

Someone hits a home run and the announcer says “That ones outta here” cause somethings don't change.

by Miooooii August 15, 2019

The Monica

When you are punched in the junk like a donkey named Monica does to people in St.Thomas.

She gave that mean girl The Monica and now's she's crying to mommy.

by KingJames79 May 23, 2018

manicunt

1. Pubic grooming

2. A modified mannequin used as a sex toy.

1. She went to Jose Eber to treat herself to a manicunt.

2. All week he looks forward to Saturday night when he breaks out the vaseline and his manicunt.

by Russ W. August 22, 2007

Moice

A calling, derived from the name Malice. Used to call Malice exclusively by friends.

Moice, come here!

by MoiceMalice September 13, 2019

Maniculated

1. To get surgery performed; to go "under the knife"

2. A term used in day-to-day conversation, used when stating ones opinion on something.

Example 1

Leo: "I'm here to get maniculated"

Doctor: "I've got you scheduled for 3:00 O'clock"

Example 2:

Dalton: "have you heard that new Bladee?"

Jareck: "Yeah, shit was maniculated"

by NutsBreath May 31, 2021

male manicure

The act of biting one's nails to trim them.

My nails were pretty long so I just bit them to give myself a male manicure.

by waterontheknee January 29, 2010