pitiful mass

A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.

Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"

by TI99 May 3, 2008

Woman of Mass Destruction

Warrior Babe named Summer Vale in the film "Dark Rising" and TV series "The Savage Tales of Summer Vale" played by actress Brigitte Kingsley.

Karl; That Summer Vale chick kicks ass eh?
Sonia; A liberated woman you mean.
Karl; Ha, her T shirt says "Woman of Mass Destruction"
Sonia; I thought her T shirt would get your attention!
Karl; Mass Destraction more like it, she's Hot!
Sonia; She'd kick your ass Karl

by Movie Maaad April 4, 2011

women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"

My mom is totally being a WMF today.

by Lon September 2, 2005

weapons of mass destruction

Any of multiple substances which can not be found in Iraq, an excuse to obtain oil.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush

by buttonshXc February 7, 2004

penis to mass ratio

The way by which a man measures his level of fitness. If his body mass becomes too large he will not be able to see his penis in which case he is overweight; however, if he is able to look down and see his penis, everything is good.

Situation 1:
Wife: "You are putting on too much weight."

Husband:(Looks down and sees Penis) "Nope I'm good, my penis to mass ratio is normal."

Situation 2:
Doctor: You need to lose some weight if you want to stay healthy"

Patient: "I thought so to, but I got a boner this morning and my penis to mass ratio seems fine."

Doctor: "What?"

by cmoney55 September 10, 2011

WTW mass

what’s the word mass is the page where everyone in MA gets their clout. 10/10 content, 10/10 captions, the only problem is that they still haven’t kicked out beverly yet!!

did you see that video of timmy yesterday on WTW mass? he was drunk and jumped onto a table and they gave him a 4/10.

by cancelbeverly2019 December 6, 2018

Weapons of Mass Destruction

WMD- weapons, such as ICBMs, that can wipe out huge numbers of people in one fell swoop, causing massive loss of life and huge amounts of collateral damage

In August 1945, the United States dropped the first atom bomb deployed in combat on Hiroshima, Japan, causing over 50k people to die and the destruction of a good portion of the city.

by Scott M. July 10, 2003