alexander lucio martinez diaz

alexander lucio martinez diaz is a caring but serious guy. He can also be very confusing because of his constant mood swings. He always knows how to lighten a mood with his funny jokes and sweet demeanor. Alex is full of love but he can also be kind of an asshole at times if you provoke him. Alex is a foodie. He would do anything for something to eat. He’s also a bit of a twink.

Guy 1: That guy is really confusing
Guy 2: Yeah, he must be an alexander lucio martinez diaz

by Kaitlyn Oliva November 11, 2019

The sneaky Martineau

While having sex with a woman doggy-style, you, as quickly as possible, sneak your pinky into her asshole. At the same time, you reach forward and bat your hand over her mouth so she makes Ojibwa Indian noises. Practice makes perfect, repeat every time until you get the desired effect which is making her yelp out of suprise and pain at your finger in her ass, then the covering and uncovering of her mouth will create a sound not unlike an Ojibwe Indian way cry

Last night I was drinking mad dog 20\20 and I have that big fry bread bitch the sneaky Martineau.

by Mr. MoFucknMartineau May 20, 2020

Dirty Big Martine

When yer ma goes to an Ann Summers party and hides a sassidge roll in 'er doot and sez she hid it in 'er handbeg while calling ye a durty cunt.

"Yer ma did a Dirty Big Martine. Know where she did this sassidge roll?"
"In 'er doot?"
"In 'er handbeg ya durty wee cunt. "

by Glen Madley, cum thirsty cock May 19, 2021

Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez

Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez is the best football player of all time. He plays in River Plate aka CABI (Club Atlético Bien Igual).

Sin Douglas Matias Arezo Martinez River Plate no se puede presentar a jugar ni contra la selección de la Peluffo Giguens

by rodri-1 November 24, 2021

Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez

A random Dominican Republic man whose have weird name sounds like random shit who was born around 1942 in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic

Stranger: What's your name sir?
You: Hapyberdey Tuyu Villalona Martinez
Stranger: hahahahahahaha so weird name

by twisted swiftie phl December 29, 2022

Ricardo Cruz Martinez

He is him. The ultimate Gigarick stands above all.

Watch out, you wouldn’t want to get in front of a Ricardo Cruz Martinez’s way.

by Thercmiv January 30, 2023

Chuy / jose martinez

The biggest joto out there.

Chuy / jose Martinez is muy joto with that pedicure.

by anonymous July 29, 2023