Martin Monk

A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY

"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"

by Smichael June 2, 2013

Martin Martini

A barnacle connoisseur, a very close talker, slurps on oysters regularly at random gay bars around the US. Known as M M for short , few if not zero have tasted his martini and remembered about it the next day. Some people still kinda like him mostly because he was the sole reason Bill Cosby's barnacles were removed, this is also partly how he got his nickname (Martin Martini) Bill crosbty taught M M everything he knew, some even say M M has surpassed Bill Crosty in his drug and fuck abilities. If you so much as catch a glimpse of the actual M M in person close your eyes and mouth, bow your head and start praying... it is out of your control, if for some reason he decides to not drug and fuck you consider yourself one of the luckiest people breathing on earth right now with the odds of being struck by lightening in your lifetime is 1 in 3,000. the odds that you make it out of that fag bar undrugged and unfucked by M M are about 666 in 666,666,666 Not like you'd know if you've been drugged or fucked anyways M M does a great job at cleaning up and has had many years to profect his work.

"Hey Jim do you remember that one guy we met at the bar last night, he would talk real close and his breath smelled like your sister pussy?"
"No bill i didn't even remember waking up yesterday" *Intro scene for CSI: Miami*(case of the forgotten Martin Martini)

by Jim brown eye August 17, 2016

Martin Braithwaite

GOAT of Football (Soccer)

Also known as Martin Goatwaite

Person 1: Hey, who is the GOAT?

Person 2: Martin Braithwaite
Person 1: lets fuck

by borhec007 February 19, 2022

Martin Tyler

Martin Tyler is a famous football commentator well known for his improvisation (Agueroooooooo!), voice cracks, Extremely Repetitive FIFA 17 commentary and knowledge of football

"And it's hard to top the commentary Martin Martin Tyler" - Alan Smith

by Samwise_gamgee2 November 30, 2022

Martin Partinism

A Religion started on a comic website in the Garfield section, it was probably created by a random Gen-Z guy, but nobody really understands it because half the commenters on the website are boomers.

Fred: Some weirdo created "Martin Partinism" where a random guy named Martin Partin is the supreme divine being of the universe.
Bill: Wow! That's the most sane thing i've ever heard about that website in years!

by IntergalactalEnergy February 24, 2023

Martin pog

The cool ultimate version of pog

person 1:what is martin pog its so cringe and whatever i got no info on it because it didnt exist on urban dictionary
person 2:wdym its better version of pog
person 1:ok then i will stop hating and start being martin pog

by Martin pog November 9, 2023

Martin McCann

Pulling a McCann = exploiting the death of another person for money and fame at the expense of the deceased person's family. This guy will be an infamous celebrity in no time.

Pulling a Martin McCann.

by Osyran August 25, 2011