closet mama

Secret girlfriend

He told me he wants me for his closet mama. No one can know or his wife might find out.

by Sparky71 January 19, 2018

mama joe

you need help

jimmy: im gonna type in mama joe into urban dictionary

bob: you need help

by wasdawadsadesadwadas November 30, 2020

Mama Pinata

When you sneak into someone's home late at night and steal his or her mother away. After apprehending said mother, you cut her open and put candy inside her. She is then deployed at a birthday party for the enjoyment of children.

(I recommend using samurai sword over baseball bat due to its superior cutting capabilities)

Sara: So what can we do for his party?
Tyler: Let's get him a mama pinata.
Sara: Good call. I'll meet you at Crab's.

by WouldU2 August 27, 2010

Mama Suho

Super rich mama of 8 hotties. She thinks she is funny while all she knows is to dance to Russian Roulette with a poker face. She also says Tush Tush a lot when she gets confused.

Don't flirt with Mama Suho's boys otherwise she will chase you with Pepero. This is no joke. You betta run fast

by Exotique December 10, 2016

the Mama Hen

When you shove a hard boiled egg up your pussy and have your spouse eat it out of you.

"See that hoe? Rumor has it she makes her victims eat their young"
"The Mama Hen? Dude, where do you think babies come from?"

by pusspussthecooch July 28, 2020

Spice Mama

Like a sugar mama, but more aggressive.

She'll ride you into a broken bed, but the best chili ever will be ready when she's done with you.

Jayjay's spice mama is great, she made us all tamales last night. Too bad about his back though.

by Samuel_Sturm January 6, 2022

Imo mama

Your mother

Him:1+1=?
Me: imo mama 1+1

by Bisaya-dia101 October 4, 2019