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i.w.y.t.f.m.s.h

hey bae i.w.y.t.f.m.s.h
by am.z September 11, 2023
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Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake
Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*
by XYungeloest July 11, 2021
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W.W.I.A.F.T.M

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men!
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Hi, I'm Al Harrington! President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error, I am now currently overstocked on Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Men, and I am passing the savings on to YYYOOUUU!!!!
by J-$crilla April 16, 2009
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C.I.G.A.K.A.C.Y.M.I.L.F?

Can I Get a kiss and can you make it last forever.
A popular saying from a Tyler the creator song
Collin: C.I.G.A.K.A.C.Y.M.I.L.F?
Maddie: the fuck does that mean
by CripsyC February 28, 2022
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M.I.N.F

M.I.N.F. is an acronym for Mothers I'd Never Fuck. This term is the polar opposite of M.I.L.F. It describes a mother well past her prime who has NOT aged well, and yet tries to dress and act like a teenaged skank. A M.I.N.F. will throw her kids to the wayside for a chance at sex with younger attractive men that are way out of her league, though she can be pacified with booze, fake compliments, and compulsory groping. Young men should be forewarned that M.I.N.F.'s are akin to vampires. Once you invite them in, they will freely invade your space and can only be vanquished with a public denouncing and calling out in front of witnesses OR a stake rammed neatly between the saddlebags (taking care to avoid the extensive push up and out bra) to the heart.
Guy 1: UGH. I started flirting with this M.I.N.F at work and now she won't leave me ALONE. She keeps hanging around and telling people we have this "thing" going.

Guy 2: Dude, didn't you read the playa handbook? Never flirt with a M.I.N.F. That's like signing a contract with the devil. You always get more shit than you bargained for.

Guy 1: I KNOW! Bitch is all up in my face and business and cockblocking me at every turn. She's skantless and fugly.

Guy 2: Bro I got stakes in my trunk. Let's end this.
by Trish76 July 17, 2010
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m.i.l.f

his mom is a m.i.l.f
by michael October 7, 2003
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M.O.A.F.N

Me On A Friday Night. See something relatable or particularly unusual e.g. Weird dance. If you were experience these topics or see something relating to these then you would state the sentence 'me on a Friday night'. For short 'M.O.A.F.N'
Much like using the word 'mood'
Someone:"Look at that weird guy over there!" Me:"M.O.A.F.N"
by 👅Yazz👅 December 9, 2018
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