Luke

Luke is a strange creature who is hard to understand, often seen wearing the same clothes for months at a time. Food may go missing when he is around and end up appearing in his bag.

His usual hangouts are Ware college, Hospitals and bus stations.

Him: Whats that?
Her: Oh that's Luke

Him: Someone get him some interceptor

by Fagola69 February 25, 2017

Luke

A good guy with a big dick. Semen tastes like chicken, yummy

Luke is a guy

by Guy23241 June 18, 2018

Luke

A dude with a tiny dick, he loves sucking huge cock and is very Liberal. He wants to kill himself.

Her: Luke is gay
Me: I know, he tried to suck me me off last week.

by Furryfucker69 October 17, 2018

Luke

A little guy with an extremely small dick. And gets blowjobs from fat nasty chicks.

Luke got a blowjob behind the shed.

by blaine marryberry April 24, 2017

Luke

Luke is a sexy boi and his cock is huge and he can make you wet like the little mermaid deep in the ocean. and he is very loving and a great person.

damnnnnnn luke

by papadadlol420 June 11, 2018

Luke

Luke is a really hot hot HOT GUY who has 2 best friends named Aaron and Felix and Aaron’s name can also be SUPA HOT GUY and he likes a girl named Eva and Eva likes him but she denies it. Felix can be a quiet person but opens up when friends are around. Aaron likes to randomly shout out things in class. But back to Luke. He likes someone but will never tell anyone. He is awesome and can beat anyone in a fist fight. He plays so many sports. Many girls like him but do not want to admit it. NEVER PASS UP ON A LUKE.

That guy is totally a Luke. He’s beating that kid up! HES A MONSTER LUKE!

by I’m totally not Luke December 18, 2017

Luke

A blond person with wits and amazing roasts. Often times can be found in your basement.

Mom there is a Luke in my basement.

by sawsaw9 January 13, 2016