luke 

That one annoying asshole at school who has friends somehow and people think they’re funny but he’s not and is really just a nuisance and an asshole to people and gets away with it just because people think he’s funny. Also has a history of making friends with people and then just ends up being a dick to them and loses them as friends. His personality never changes and he never matures. Thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.

“ did you hear with that shithead Luke did?”

“No what?”

“Kept making jokes in class while the student was talking about how the parents died in a car crash, but still has all of his friends!”

luke by Gl0v35 February 3, 2022

Luke 

Luke is your typical Vietnamese Valorant nerd who watches yaoi who always bottom frags and also sucks booty crack at Minecraft PvP (he lost to me on my 2nd day installing java) He is also a proud LGBTQ+ member and loves to consume any sussy media with male and male relationships.

I just 10-2ed Luke in Hypixel.

Luke by JPSuperNinja April 21, 2022

Luke 

Yeah at first he can be fun and seem like a good guy. But you are wrong. This dick thinks he owns everyone and can do anything he wants. You can define luke as a hoe, slut, player and cunt. Don't get attached to Luke's because they are lying cheating bitches. Take my advice. I'm one of lukes victims xx

Luke: I don't even know how to unclip a girls bra

Luke by pineapplemangoapple October 10, 2022

Luke 

A boy who is so full of himself and feeds of Hate and Drama
Loves to sit down with a cup of tea and watch corrie

Man 1: I'll hit you
Luke: Yummy

Luke by AggroD October 15, 2012

Luke 

A lanky bi blonde lad that has a shit hair cut, Wanks at every second of the day as he cant shag any lass or lad (Not like any would want to). He also never changes his clothes as he is too busy dreaming of what a pussy and cock would test like in his mount. P.s He is probably dreaming about the person next to him rimming his anus.

"Luke is a lanky cunt"

Luke by EVIL BARBIE December 19, 2013

Luke 

Weak and Lazy

"I don't feel like it...I'm a Luke...Deal with it"

Luke by atlspain February 4, 2010

Luke 

A person who likes to bang girls and describe them as homework so he can do them all night.
the sort of person who will be so addicted to fifa he would rather be single and not free to mingle.
despite this you cant help but love him!

"he was really annoying me on fifa but he so loveable, he is such a luke"

Luke by emily2k14 September 22, 2014