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black kettle situation

Situation in which someone says or does something that is considered 'the pot calling the kettle black'.
"i didnt say eny thing about your spelling"
"That's good, because it would kinda be a black kettle situation"
by Sephira Everliss July 25, 2008
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Bangers and mash situation

When an arguement gets violent.
Usually a beating of some kind, the mash being the victim and the bangers being their attackers.
It doesn't literally make sense, since sausages don't usually beat down on mashed potato, but whatever.
Hey You!! Give us ya lunch money! Or there'll be a Bangers and Mash situation.... And you're the mash!!
by Jelloid February 8, 2010
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Libations

A Sex act where a girl, usually but not nesisarily wareing leather chaps and a wip, has sex with six guys in an old un-painted 16 foot aluminum rowboat on a small pond, in upstate New York, while waving sparklers in the air with both hands, trying to impress her co-workers who are standing at the edge of the pond drinking beer, and wishing they never came to the party.
Girl: "So i'm having a party this forth of July. Who wants to come?"

Crickets!

Girl: "I got fire works, ah... it will be fun!"

Even more akward silence.

Girl: "The'll be libations there!, yeah well do Libations!"

Me... after she Leaves upset "I'll never be able to look at her again, 6 guys in a rowboat with sparklers, Damn! I kinda would want to see that."

co-worker: "No, No you wouldn't. Trust me."
by Hotbrains August 5, 2008
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The Situation

A well toned or ridiculously nice body part. Commonly refers, but not restricted to, the abdominal muscles.

A phrase and nickname coined by Michael Paul of MTV's "Jersey Shore", fame used to reference his own physical appearance.
Person 1: Ay, check out the ass on that girl

Person 2: Damn son! That's what we call, the situation.
by MarWash December 10, 2009
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Libation Looser

1. A person or group of people that can't find a new place to have drink or have a bite to eat in a major metropolitan area.
We are libation loosers. You know we are going to end up at the same place so let's not go through the list of places to go.
by lokilokicomeouttoplay December 2, 2010
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situationship

Pretty much a shorter way to say friend with benefits. You’re pretty much friends that do everything couples would do but without labeling it. A recipe for disaster: that’s a situationship. It’ll end with one or both of you being an emotional wreck.
“Ya…we’re in a situationship you could sayit is what it is I guess
by cassandra emersy August 26, 2022
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no-win situation

a situation where the parties hate a person regardless if they are happy or sad
Emo-haters are a definite example of a no-win situation. They hate when the artist is sad, and they hate when the artist is happy. Get over on hating on an artist who decides to sing about life's imperfections; if they sang about how happy they were, you'd hate that, too.
by Karen Stickney August 17, 2006
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