Lionhead

a type of rabbit with a big fluffy head that looks like a lions head

Guy: Happy Birthday! i got you a prezzy

Girl: Oh thank you what is it?

Guy: A grey lionhead Rabbit

Girl: Oh Thank You, Lets Make love

by Bellsweed356 August 23, 2011

Pasty Lion

An abnormally obese Honors English teacher that knows nothing about the subject. Wears a tutu and extends arms into the air with a McDonald's Quater Pounder in both pudges called "hands". Is indeed a sea lion with star pasties on her oddly shaped nipples. Or in more simple terms: An ugly ass bitch that teaches english, is always high on crack, and gives birth to gophers and chipmunks.

Oh shit dude, I saw a pasty lion!

by appadorabootslover January 26, 2010

Detroit Lions

A JV football team.

Outsider: Who are they?

Lion Fan: It's the Detroit Lions.

by Funnyguy6699 May 5, 2016

lazy lion

The act of sitting with your testicles tucked between your legs

“Bro I had dinner with my girlfriends parents last night and I did the lazy lion the entire time.”

by Massive Slong July 6, 2018

Dirty lion

When you fuck a girl and just when she’s about to orgasm you choke her with a cat.

Dude I totally gave that bitch a dirty lion last night... then she broke my nose

by Tacocorn13 May 20, 2020

playing for the lions

a euphamism for being homosexual

Dave was playing for the lions at the party last night

by ShadowStar October 20, 2004

Hairy Lion

When a guy chews off pubes off a girls pussy with his teeth, and shoves the pubes in his dick hole. Then jacks off to cum it all out.

BRO! you see eric's grill?? Of course. He's just covering his scar from the Hairy Lion.

by Stubbyboi March 15, 2010