The Linnie Files

theories that contain the explanation of anything in the universe, ranging from something simple in our everyday lives to something vast and complex as seen by someone called Cailin, who swears that this is the only truth, despite the fact that nobody has ever heard of such a thing.

"So the reason why i can't even whisper bad things about why my neighboors is because they can hear me! even though, were 150 meters away in another floor,in another room, in bed,under the sheets, with the lights off,!?? Man your crazy thats a Linnie file!!!

by Omaro October 15, 2004

rusty lining

The opposite of a silver lining. It's finding the bad in a good situation.

Person: I'm so happy man. I got an A+ on the math test!
Person's Friend: Only cuz you cheated
Person: Man, why do you always look for the rusty lining?
Person's Friend: Because it's true

by 1 2 X U November 7, 2015

Archer Linning

Kid with a fuckin huge nose, like seriously it’s fuckin huge

Person 1: hey have u seen archer Linning today
Person 2: yeah his nose is almost as long as JazzatheChampasaurus dick

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

Every downfall has a silver lining

(Georgia Middleton) use this quote when you are going through a rough patch :)

"Hey! I'm upset." Said Jess
"Don't worry! Every downfall has a silver lining." Said Georgia.

by GMLD June 14, 2018

Linking

Similar to a meat train, linking is a sexual act where a minimum of 6 men stand in a line and perform anal on one another.

"Me, Dickie & Brownie went linking with a few lads in The Three Magnets after work"

by beefcurtainadmirer November 7, 2018

lenzie

A complete original with a daring sense of travel and adventure.

Hey Lenzie, when are you going to South America again? How come you didn't ask me to go with you last time?

by Jerry Carlson January 15, 2004

White Lining

Masturbating while operating a vehicle causing you to touch the white lines on the road.

Tom: "I was white lining it all the way to her house man."
Craig: "That's gross!"

by dunkernoodle July 22, 2010