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Limp

Word to describe someone who isn’t a simp but is close to being one

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Louise: you’re a simp for that

Kevin: I’m not even a simp, I’m a limp
by Niyyyyyah___ February 27, 2021
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Limp

Difficulty moving the body, in most cases after a girl has had too many orgasms her body becomes limp
Random guy: She had 8 orgasms last night by the time I was done her body was limp I had to carry her to the bathroom
by Monkeyassnigga08 July 18, 2023
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Limp Jizkit

This is the act of cumming all over oneself or another, while not being one bit hard at all. This usually takes place while drunk with whiskey dick and a hot chick is trying to put that man meat in her clam and you unknowingly just start oozing out globs of piping hot jizz.
Big Easy: So the other night I was attempting to shove my veiny cobra into this slut but was so fucking soft. During like the 37th attempt I just starting spraying my hot volcumic ash all over her fatty and bed sheets. That ever happen to you?

Tyrant: Haha dawg, you must have been wasted as shit bro. I've deff been to a Limp Jizkit concert or 2 in my life. Best part is it is not only a surprise for her, but I was shocked also.

Big Easy: Yea she was drunk too. Hopefully she washes those sheets or she is basically going to be sleeping under a bullet proof vest.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm October 22, 2020
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Limp bhizkit

A band that suck so bad that it will make you loose braincells by the thousands.
Limp bhizkit suck man!
by The mailman October 21, 2019
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Limp

adjective

free from anxiety or responsibility

synonyms: unbothered, chill, relaxed
Aye nigga keep that shit limp.

Yeah you can come over, it will be limp.
by statutoryvape September 8, 2021
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limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard
used as an insult,

you’re a whole limp toaster
by Krafffffty February 27, 2021
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Limp Noodle

A dick that is non-erect and can not get hard. Also used as an insult to imply someone has a limp noodle or is in fact a giant limp dick.
Say that to my face you limp noodle. Yeah thats what I fucking thought.
by epjkb October 5, 2020
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