Limp

a dude who is dry as fuck when he texts you but expects entertainment from you xo

" Kyle don't be fucking Limp"

by orangemuice April 06, 2020

Limp

adjective

free from anxiety or responsibility

synonyms: unbothered, chill, relaxed

Aye nigga keep that shit limp.

Yeah you can come over, it will be limp.

by statutoryvape September 09, 2021

Limp

1. It's used to replace the word Simp with Limp. "Just replace the S with a L because that what they(simps) take(loses)".

2. This term is used to obey the Twitch streamer guidelines. So on Twitch you can't say Simp, so as a streamer you can just say Limp to respect the "rules" so that you don't get banned.

1. "My nigga stop limping"
2. "Welcome to the dojo, where we turn Limps into Pimps"
3. "Limping decreases you SMV" (sexual market value)

by Dojo's apprentice April 06, 2022

Limp

Another way to say simp due to Twitchs ban on the word "simp"

that limp spent his insurance money on a girl he just met smh

by BossManAlex May 30, 2022

The London limp

An easy way to spot tourists in London who have done a little bit too much sight seeing and window shopping. Instantly recognisable, in places such as tube stations where they hold up commuters by slowly hobbling down stairs or come to a dead stop, due to an obvious limp caused by blisters and inappropriate footwear.

Goodness, I almost would've mistaken that tourist for a local, but he's got the London limp.

by Limp4London July 25, 2024

Limp Wrist Syndrome

Phrase for Homosexual
Refers to the "Limp Wrist" commonly associated with homosexual men

Did you see what he was wearing, I think he has Limp Wrist Syndrome

by Ks67236 June 05, 2022

Limp Dick Offensive

I want to make one called "The limp dick offensive"
When a guy can't get it up in bed and you tell all his friends then post something on urban dictionary about it

Damn! You must have been pissed about the wet offensive to pull a limp dick offensive

by whodoyouthinkstoopid April 29, 2011