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houston lick

a person who gets set up with a female who then jacks or robs them for everything. Usually someone visiting from out of town.
"Man I know these dudes are coming down to the city. They are perfect houston licks call up the slicky birds and get them ready."
by J*Potential June 7, 2021
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devious lick

Devious Lick (unironic): used on American TikTok showing younger people vandalising or breaking property and commiting other minor crimes.

Devious Lick (ironic/what you're gonna say with your mates): When something really minor happens but you want it to be a big deal as a joke between friends.
in class, for example Yoooooo, the sea just did a devious lick on that cliff! It just collapsed!
by Galactic_Tacos September 22, 2021
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card licker

A person who is excessively frugal and stingy. This person is known to hoard resources and will often go to great lengths to save a small amount of money, such as licking the adhesive off of mailing stamps to reuse them.
"I can't believe she licked the glue off that stamp to reuse it, she's such a card licker."

"I was trying to split the bill with him but he acted like he had no money, he's definitely a card licker."
by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023
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Leaf Licker

Someone who smokes marijauna
Jared! Stop being a leaf licker! There are children around!
by Asch Nerdo February 12, 2023
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Bucket Licker

Kim just bought a Subaru. Classic bucket licker.
by EveryShadeOfGrey July 9, 2023
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Skank Faced Dick Licker

Also known as SFDL for inside joke use....a Skank Faced Dick Licker is someone with chronic bitch face,you know they always look like a bitch, who also enjoys whoring around with men of the opposite race and commonly with other SFDLs.

These may be spotted in the mall being very loud but be careful upon approachal the only way to obtain and capture one is to bait them with a dildo on a string and a bear trap.
Dude guess what im totally gonna fuck that chick at the bar.

Total Skank Faced Dick Licker Dude , youre too white to get wit dat.
by Thomas Cornelius Johnston III December 18, 2011
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Platonic Boob Licking

The act of licking another person's boob in a way that is non-sexual, often done in a "truth or dare" scenario.
E.g. I dare you to engage in platonic boob licking with her
by notasloth1234 March 28, 2013
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