crack-legged

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

Bare Legs

Something certain dads say about friend's legs

Look out, Percy loves Bare legs. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE LEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGS

by labradoodle_9/11 April 1, 2023

crocodile legs

When a girls man spreads

Guy 1: do you see that girl?

Guy 2: yeah she has crocodile legs

by Eamon McCann March 20, 2017

Leg Wrapper

The kind of crazy girl that would wrap her legs and trap you before pulling out. Anchor baby creator with those crazy eyes.

She's got those eyes, definitely a leg wrapper.

by Duncb August 17, 2017

Vagina Legs

When a woman's vagina lips sag so low that it looks like it has a little pair of legs.

She had plastic surgery to shorten her vagina legs to vagina lips.

by Aztec0314 November 1, 2011

Penis legs

Penis legs are penis legs. That’s it.

Me: penis legs
Person: wtf does that mean?
Me: idfk

by Penislegs69 September 19, 2020

Morning Legs

When you wake up in the morning and stumble as you take your first steps. Often confused with the feeling of waking up drunk.

I thought I was still drunk when I woke up this morning, but I just had morning legs.

by thekre July 18, 2011