meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

lamp hanging

It's when a women or man hangs themself with the cord of a lamp While climaxing.

i saw my mom "lamp hanging"

by deven756 August 22, 2012

Lamp ass

A person male or female, with zero common sense!!

Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!

God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!

by Cowboy713 March 22, 2023

Lamp

When you have a great idea

“Lamp! We should get a cat!”

by Stumberr April 1, 2023

Lava lamp

Lava lamp is a lamp that has lava in it.

I shoved a lava lamp up his ass.

by Semix February 21, 2023

Lamp Rubber

A slur used to describe a middle eastern person.

"You did 9/11 you God damned Lamp Rubber"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber

by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023

Lamp Rubber

A slur used to refer to a middle eastern person.

"You did 9/11 you God damned lamp rubber!"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber"

by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023