kevin

half chinese half dutch boy with a schlort

he's such a kevin

by iamsuper_87 February 3, 2017

kevin

kevin, literally the best boyfriend in the whole entire universe. if you ever need someone to talk to he’s always there for you. he puts others before himself, he so sweet. he’s such an amazing person in general. he’s insecure about his looks even though he looks absolutely amazing everytime, everywhere.

me: kevin is literally such an amazing person
other girl: ikr

by kenna.mya February 12, 2019

Kevin

Kevin. Your God Kevin. He is worshipped every morning from 10 am. It is said he has the power to turn water into tea, and demands regular sacrifices of keyboards and your time. He is the leader of a cult that established its university as an independent state in October 2020, the symbols of its independence being a golden mouse and a teabag.

Kevin is a benevolent being, but punishes heresy with the cruelest stroke. Engineers and all those who substitute pi with 3 will be beaten with the Holy Keyboard and made to drown in tea.

"Can I take a bathroom break?"

"Only when Kevin allows a break."

by Ignimendax October 22, 2020

Kevin

The male version of Karen.

Don't be such a Kevin bruh.

by G0dd355_252 July 2, 2020

Kevin

Kevin is when people named Kevin are called Kevin

Hello, what is your name?
Kevin: my name is Kevin

by TheNameOfMineIsCalledKevin February 11, 2021

Kevin

Kevin is someone who is great at keeping relationships. His dark brown hair smooth like chocolate. His chocolatey eyes so soft and shiny, His eyes are wonderful and beautiful to look into. He is extremely funny and sarcastic. He is mean sometimes, but can be a sweetheart. His gentle touch is irresistible. Kevin has the most amazing voice in the world. He also smells like Heaven. He is sweet and alluring. He is someone who I have completely fallen in love with, and a lot of people like him .When he touches you, you melt and when he looks into your eyes, or even just looks at you, you fall even more madly in love with him. He can light up a room in seconds. His the person who will make you smile and happy just by the sound of voice .He is the most amazing guy in the universe and his my soul mate.

Her: You're Kevin is so sweet and gentle

Me: I know and I won't ever let him go

by emo_babygirl November 2, 2020

Kevin

A fat tub or lard

"Kevin. Stop eating"

by HOESMADHOESMADHOESMAD October 20, 2019