No Cry July

You don’t cry for the whole month of July.

Sarah: How’s No Cry July going?
Megan: Nearly failed the other day but August 1st 12am, my tears, nonstop.
Sarah: A waterfall.

by rihannag July 27, 2020

July 31

Kiss your Girlfriend day on July 31.

Or the day where you kiss someone important to you.

BF:look it's July 31
GF:so?
BF:it's national kiss your girlfriend day

by Asian_book July 29, 2022

Fifth of July

The holiday after the 4th of July. People finish shooting their fireworks.

Fourth of July is already over?

Yes, but we can still shoot our remaining fireworks. Fifth of July is also a holiday, you know.

by 45dollars February 7, 2013

no balls july

Cut yo balls off after pride month and can’t grow them back for a month

Man no balls July sucks

You’ll grow them back

by Ex-mentally ill June 18, 2022

4th of july

is a day when everyone gets drunk and watch tv

i hate 4th of july as my shitty neighbors shout dam ass loud

by lololololololololololol1234 October 6, 2019

15th of july

The most handsome males are born on this date, usually 6”2 with amazing facial features especially their Greek god sculpted jaw lines. Their also usually insanely good at every sport and get many females with their insane chat and body while also looking the part their very intelligent many people born on this date are known as kings/Gallases

Wow did you see Cameron the other day he must of been born on the 15th of July

by Crackalcing February 3, 2021

July 16

If you know a girl that’s born on July 16 she’s a keeper

“Why is she so perfect?”
Because she’s born on July 16th

by Scat124910baba December 23, 2021