joey jordison

The best drummer in metal history. Plays with Slipknot and wears the kabuki mask with tribal markings. He also plays guitar and back up vocals for the Murderdolls.

Damn, Joey is amazingly sexy!

by Elise esilE July 24, 2008

Joey

commonly seen in a green hoodie and grey trackie bottom. a boy who thinks he's too G to be called joe. this boy thinks he's pretty fly for a white guy.

"look at joey in his fly clothes"

"ahh sik call me joey"

"joey's looking pretty randy today"

by jjl123 March 12, 2010

Joey

usually refers to a male New Yorker, or male italian. A "joey" is generally goofy, attractive, has several baby-mamas, likes leather clothing (jackets, gloves, even pants), bred specificaly for mafia families, enjoys looking at himself in the mirror...ANY mirror, has a diet inclusive of only pizza. Oh, and amazingly well-hung.

I'm sick of dating Joeys.

My cousin thinks like a Joey.

by Bing Aling July 18, 2010

joey the rat

The name of the rat legend residing in Albany, NY. He is known to be one of the dirtiest known species on the face of the planet. Town legend says that the rat
spent the entire year of 2009 nibbling his way under the hudson river building himself an underground home. It is said to be up to 100 miles long and extremely scenic. Props goes out to Joey the Rat for being such a herby hancock in the Albany, NY area.

Joey the rat was said to be a rat that traveled from albany to latham NY to troy Ny in one day. He is very famous in the small town of Loudonville, NY

by Ratimus April 4, 2009

Joey

A fat sack of shit. That loves to lie. He also gets soft blow jobs from every girl.

Oh man I’d hate to be a Joey.

by Skinny Needle Penis October 9, 2017

jobby gobble

The term for a scenario when someone performs anal intercourse following with the receiving partner carrying out the act of oral sex on their partners faeces covered phallus.

Girl: That was intense, we have to do that again!
Guy: I know, wanna finish up with a jobby gobble?

by TomJUK January 19, 2008

Joey Nichols

A wrestler from william penn that was eligible for a semester of the 5 years he's been here. voted number 7 sexiest man at william penn and is known to fornicate with nasty bitches. also known to "play for the other team"

that joey nichols boy will fuck anything with a pulse guy or girl

by Benji171 January 20, 2010