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Jersey Divorce

The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.
Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.
by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008
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jersey city round robin

(v.) to tea bag every occupant of a room
Yo, I heard Sal gave Nasty Nigrelli's Mom and Sis the old Jersey City Round Robin this weekend. And they LOVED IT!
by the_skipper October 9, 2008
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Jesse Frazier

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is kind hearted, amazing, and absolutely perfect. And he is all mine <3
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Jerseyherps

A unique type of genital herpes contracted from a breed of parasitic beings known as "guidos" or "guidettes". The creatures who carry and spread the virus are usually found in, or are originally from the state of New Jersey.
"Dude, do not go to New Jersey."
"Why?"
"I had a bit too much to drink and ended up having a one night stand with this girl....and now I think I contracted jerseyherps from her..."
"Gross!"
by defineALLthethings August 30, 2011
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jersey jon

A celebrity DJ from Jersey that will steal your girlfriend over instagram DM.
Damn bro "Jersey Jon" stole your girlfriend too.
or
I can't believe that "Jersey Jon' really DMed you!!
by Myra side of this **** April 23, 2019
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Jersey Mikes Friday

The most glorious day of the week. Only the greatest of all come together, hold hands, and pray to the jersey mikes gods. They then shake hands and say "happy jersey mikes friday men" and continue along their path. It is said that if you partake in this event you become of a higher status, very close to a godly figure.
Happy Jersey Mikes Friday to you all.

Can you believe it's Jersey Mikes Friday? I definitley can't!
Thank you to all of you for joining me on this holy day of Jersey Mikes Friday.
by tungachunga January 19, 2020
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New Jersey Sloppy Joe

The unexpected act of receiving oral to your anus with a suspect wipe - resulting in an unwanted deposit on your partners tongue.
I started making out with this Peruvian chick, and next thing I know I'm getting a New Jersey Sloppy Joe.
by Hoch Duke November 13, 2011
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