jesus

not satan

have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan

by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020

Jesus

Jesus being the nice guy we all knew him as was acctually just a man with a shit KD. like literally he died twice and dint kill shit

nobody has a worse KD than jesus

by Kaiser_John November 19, 2020

jesus

fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.

jesus is not anyone savior

by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020

jesus

the only one i can trust on this ship

"Jesus take the wheel!"

"Aye aye, captain"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021

jeSUS

omg guys he is sus my grandmother said allah akrah bah or something and I think she is trying to get jeSUS in amogus GUYSSSS help I need some advice. press like if yuo r scared rn guys jeSUS is sus in imposter game.

jeSUS is sus guys i am literlay not lie and is very sus in amnogus guys

by KillerXsurvivorXBOX360 April 27, 2021

Jesus

Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion

Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE

by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021

it jesus

information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.

I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.

by Doolbox March 13, 2008