Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.

"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."

by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021

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JASON

JASON: TO MURDER SOME BODY AND HIDE THEIR BODY IN THE BUSHES..

JASON = GENETIC SUICIDE

by nubeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 21, 2010

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a jason

the act of whining over something that isnt important.

Bill: Man I cant believe Ted hit me in the face and didnt apologize.

Chris: Quit being a Jason!!

by youknowwhoitis425 April 18, 2010

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jason is the whitest person you will ever see then if you look at his dick it looks like Donald trumps dick so he could fuck off his dads dick nigga. He looks like he just got out of a insane asylum fuck crazy as shit his hair line looks like a noodle

jason looks like mr.jeremys hair line

by legqeth,absmcvs February 6, 2020

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jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

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A Jason.

Commonly phrase used to mean don't be a dirty beanie, glasses wearing, rapist looking, peter griffen lookin ass, peppa pigs dad lookin ass nigga. AKA Don't be a fuckup. Or come from Newark. Or claim to have bitches but have zero. And not act like your not fucking your bestfriend or want to.

Him:"Devante's a bitch"
You:"Stop hatting, god bro, don't be A Jason."
Jason:"that fucked up bro I'm right here :("

by RARAGOTADA February 4, 2020

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