commie-fag-junkie

Term coined by comedian George Carlin for the worst possible person in the world from a conservative American's point of view during the hippie era thus: A communistic homosexual addicted to heroine.

Nixon must think all the hippies are commie-fag-junkies!

by thedzone October 2, 2009

Junkface

It's what you get when you wash your face with the same thing you use to wash your junk.

"Steve only has one bar of soap in the shower. He totally has junkface."

by pantstotherescu June 27, 2014

junk-jiggler

Inadvertant physical hand-on-scrotum contact makes one a "junk-jiggler."

While sparring with Paul, I kicked at the same time as he did a low jab. He totally went for a nut-grab! That guy is such a junk-jiggler.

by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

junkions

The Junkions, a race of junk robots. They are made of rusted scraps, chassis bits, manifold parts, and dented odds and ends. A little scatterbrained, they speak in odd-ryming, pieced-together sentences. Their words are a junkyard collection of broadcast fragments from T.V. commercials and radio jingles.

Stop thief, no welcome wagon hello stranger with that good coffee flavor for you, offer expires while you wait, operators are standing by.

You check-in but you don't check-out.

Ba weep granna weep ninny bang.

by Atomic June 10, 2004

Junk Slap

Male sex organ known as penis is used as a tool for slapping any given person across (his/her) face. refer;<pimp slap, bitch slap>

I junk slapped <person's name> across (his/her) face.
I junk slapped Jessica across her face.

by D$A$V$E May 25, 2006

Junking Around

To hang out with friends but do nothing since there is nothing better to do. Often leads to general mischief.

Person A: "Hey, what are you guys doing?"
Person B: "Ah, not much. we're just junking around."
Person A: "Oh. Hey, wanna go set off some firecrackers?"

by Nanook18 October 21, 2007

Junk Fire

The extreme heat produced by rubbing to mens gentiles together.

Dude there was threesome and the two guys ended up in the hospital with a third degree junk burn from the junk fire.

by U know 5539 February 14, 2009