Two beer jail

The alcohol limit imposed after getting too drunk around your friends.

Friend 1: Yo want to take a shot?
Friend 2: Can’t, I am in two beer jail after last weekend.

by captainkirkland October 28, 2023

jail break

Jail breaking consists of tying your penis and testicles to a chair and throwing the chair through the window

Dad: Jim, Why are all the windows smashed?
Jim: Dad I was just jail breaking to impress Shauna!

by FacadeJG May 22, 2019

table jail

The extended period during a wedding (or similar event) when guests are stuck seated at their assigned tables for way too long—usually due to drawn-out speeches, slow dinner service, slideshows, or excessive formalities. Typically includes boredom, mild social anxiety, and several unnecessary drinks.

“We didn’t even get up until 9:30. Total table jail.”
“The speeches were sweet, but I was in table jail with a lukewarm chicken breast and a stranger named Noah.”

by tmarienem May 19, 2025

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

I’m going to jail

When seeing a fit women or a minor you shout I’m going to jail meaning you are going to rape the female and go to jail

Oh damn I’m going to jail (Sees a fit young child)

by Jailboy69 March 11, 2024

booty jail

The state of getting your penis stuck in an asshole. The mistake of switching out lube for superglue

“Duuude my girl and I fucked uo and I was stuck in booty jail for hours at Kidmed”

by heyyybitxhes January 6, 2018

Twink jail

To be stuck between the bicep and the forearm of a beefy or muscular man, usually only another man is in “Twink jail”, and usually the more effeminate one of the two.

Yeah I was hanging out with my boyfriend the other day and he decided to put me in Twink jail, I almost suffocated.

by Doc_049 July 10, 2024