by All J May 15, 2022
While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.
1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!
Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)
by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012
An act of not replying to messages on purpose, even though the message has been acknowledged. This is based off the human Cameron Jackson, who will frequently commit this act, thus the title 'Cammy J'.
"Hey man should we get Jack to come over?"
"I already messaged him, he's seen it so hes probably Cammy J'ing."
"I already messaged him, he's seen it so hes probably Cammy J'ing."
by Melonfuck October 11, 2013
The method of hanging your skateboard in your locker, done by looping a bungee cord through your trucks and hanging it around a hook.
Boy 1: Hey man, nice board.
Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.
Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
Boy 2: Thanks, but I can't find a place to put it, it's wet and I don't wanna pay a $50 dollar fine replacing my text books.
Boy 1: Here, take this bungee cord, use the J-Method.
by Ninjakitteh18 March 05, 2010
J patty is a Jamaican Beef Patty (soft dough which surrounds a spicy beef mixture). It is typically sold by street venders and is commonly found in train stations, subways, or very low class dinners. It is served at room temperature and has shelf life of about 3 months. However due to its texture and form it is possible to be sold a J Patty that is at least 3 years old and you may never know. Regardless of its age a J Patty will produce the same effect on the human body. A restless night of making love to a toilet out rear-end.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
The J Patty.. Americas best creation.
J PATTY ME
by The JPatty eater July 09, 2010
A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
by Chips Mischief October 16, 2020
by Rikki Tan September 21, 2008