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The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.
Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach
by teenag-er December 31, 2012
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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whatever flips your switch

This basically means whatever turns you on but it is a more subtle and polite way to say it
Bobby: hey have you seen human shrek 😩 so segsy
Bobette: I mean I don’t think so but whatever flips your switch ig
by Dumdum_mcbumbum May 8, 2021
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Whatever kadabra

Whatever kadabra: Letting our luck take care of it and it’s not guaranteed.
N: where’s your thrash dude? throws the bottle out the window.
L: why did you throw that bottle out side the window. We can get introuble.

N: whatever kadabra
by Maliit tt lalake yan July 17, 2021
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Whatever

When Moms are too tired to say no.
Child: Can I have this?
Mom: whatever
by Picklesryucky November 9, 2018
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whatever rocks your cock

A synonym to "whatever floats your boat" used by the common faggots known as "road men"
Oi Jim what shall I do with Fatima tonight blad. "Whatever rocks your cock" fam
by IAmBeeJ August 2, 2016
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whatever makes you happy

A passive-aggressive term used to end dumb arguments you do not want to talk with anymore.
It is often used to stop making any new fights or statements, and ending the conversation so both parties can move on with the rest of their lives.
A: "Like I said, Sydney is a better city to live in than Melbourne!"
B: "Whatever makes you happy man."
by gnome is better October 20, 2023
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