Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

Tent city chick

A person with a vagina nowadays,has a seemingly homeless girl tan, looks like she's been around the block 5 thousand times to all her "guy" friends, has a crackhead mentality without even knowing, hates showers , says the word "girl" way too much, and speaks with a southern accent.

Look at all those tent city chicks selling them selves.

by Roger Walter lookalike January 25, 2023

chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.

I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.

by Jack Dang3r September 13, 2015

Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

by Motomusic May 31, 2019

Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.

“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”

by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018

elvis tent

When you fuck Elvis Presley in a tent

Be my Teddy Bear elvis tent

by Vixen395 September 20, 2016

tennessee tent

Where two sisters make out while one rides your "johnson" and one sits on your face in the bed of a pickup truck.

"Guy#1: you know those two hot Smith sisters?" "Guy#2: Yeah dude theyre smokin!" "Guy#1: Last night... We made a Tennessee tent in the back of my truck!"

by Jamesjohnson March 11, 2014